I had a really nice post,

But my AOL shut down and I lost everything - since I don't have time to re-do - here is the aborted post in it's aborted form:

THE GRAMMYS (CBS)
LIKED:POLICE REUNION - did not like Sting's horrible take on the song - but that's his thing - to take classics and make them unrecognizable - can't wait for the tour.
Best perf of the nite: Knarle's Barkely doing a stellar version of CRAZY.
The American Idol thing was shockingly stupid.
Does Jaime Foxx actually now think he IS Ray Charles?
Carrie Underwood is much better then I ever thought.
That HOTEL CALIFORNIA cover sounded really good.


INVINCIBLE (DVD)
Part RUDY, part THE ROOKIE - no parts original. But Marky Mark is good and so is Greg Kinear as the coach who takes a chance on him.
Grade: B -

JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR (MAX)
Good music, harrowing story, film debut of singing porn actor PAUL THOMAS.
Grade: B +

BACHELOR PARTY (MAX)
I had forgotten it ended with a bad car chase.
Grade: B -


STERN TV - ON DEMAND
THE FAT GUYS
Artie, Benjy and the rest of the heavyweights in the cast all step on the scale (Mostly shirtless) to see who the true heavyweight it. It was no surprised that Arite won with 296 pounds - the shocker are the other weights. Benjy (who could not look more absolutely horrifying naked) was almost 260 and a good 3 inches shorter then Artie. Between his man breast and horrible skin rashes - this was disturbing. Scott Salem, the engineer - 256 pounds! Tim Sabean, the very seldom heard show manager - 254! And he pulled Artie's pants down! Howard lifted his shirt and shocked the casual viewer with how in shape he is.
All in all, another hilarious outing for the gang.
Grade: A

30 ROCK (NBC)
Valentine's Day. Liz gets flowers - Isabell Rosalinni thinks she can act funny. She can't.
Grade: B -


EXTRAS (HBO)
The best. Better then ever. Only one epsode left - maybe forever?Grade: A

THREE TIMES (DVD)I tried to watch this foreign romance THREE TIMES. It put me to bed THREE TIMES.


I don't know what Chris Elliot was trying to do on LETTERMAN the other night, but it was funny.


SNL: (Forrest Whittaker) (NBC)
Continues it's tradition of taking actors I love and making them into actors I hate.


HIGH ON CRACK STREET (HBO)
Long lost HBO docu.
Grade: A

SARAH SILVERMAN SHOW (COM)
Continues it's quest to be the most original show on tv with another fine episode, this one higlighting the hijinks of her gay neighbors. Steve Agee, who plays the couple's other half, is a real find. Their storyline this week with the karate was great. I'd try to describe this week's ep, but it defies description. Just watch if you want to see the funniest new show on TV. And keep your eyes peeled for a quickie cameo by a late-nite fixture whose name rhymes with PAL.
Grade: A

American Dad (Fox)
Used to be funnier.
Grade: C

FAMILY GUY (Fox)
Funnier then ever. Peter stops drinking, so he could start crack.
Grade: A

Sorry - I had better reviews but the server shut down and I lost everything. You'll get a better one on Friday.

By the way -

THE NEW BILLY JOEL SONG:
Kind sucks.
He's dressed ridiculously like Sinatra, and sings ridiculously like Tony Bennet.
Billy, you're great.
Just be your self.

And apparantly, a lot of people are hating Katherine McFuckFace - she did a bunch of interviews and tv appearances in support of her new CD, and alienated a whole new crop of people. I'll try to find the article for Thursday.

Also coming Thu: The twisted tale of the movie that made only 30 bux! (Written, directed and produced by my buddy!)

Sorry this blog got screwed up - write a letter to AOL!