McDonald's Iced Coffee Revealed!

So, I went into Mickey D's to get myself my favorite new drink: the large sugar-free vanilla coffee.

I always thought it was too good to be true. Full of vanilla and coffee and cream....so instead of going to the drive-thru I went into the store. They have a pump with the syrup in it. I counted 7 pumps into my coffee. By the time they brought the coffee to me, it was a third full of this syrup.

Anyway, here are the official numbers, but I'd bet they're double.
Nutrition Facts
McDonald's Sugar-Free Vanilla Coffee
Serving Size: 1 large drink (32 ounces)

Amount per Serving
Calories 120 Calories from Fat 99
% Daily Value *
Total Fat 11g 17%
Saturated Fat 0g 0%
Sodium 0mg 0%
Total Carbohydrate 21g 7%
Dietary Fiber 0g 0%
Protein 0g 0%
Est. Percent of Calories from:
Fat 82.5% Carbs 70.0%
Protein 0.0%

And frankly, that's probably a lie. That's probably like - 2 pumps
and not the actual 7 they give it.

This thing is almost ALL FAT.
And by God, it is the best coffee drink
I've ever had.

But no more.

I wish I didn't know.

Yesterday I was happy.